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10 reasons to leave Nepal

However much we love our country, there comes a time when we have to take the bull by its horns or, as...

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A tongue lashing

One of the benefits of the current pandemic is that it has institutionalised the “Namaste” as a greeting not just in the...

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Animule Farm

Go back to sleep, we'll wake you up when things start getting really exciting around here. Politicians are up to their ears...

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Defending Nepal

As some of you more alert readers may have surmised by now, we live in perilous times. Besides an impending climate catastrophe...

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Sons of bitches

It’s that time of year again when dogs are gods in Catmandu, and as we involuntarily get the urge to raise our...

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Meddling with medals

Every year, Nepal honours people who have imparted yeoman’s service to the nation so that things do not get from bad to...

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Garbage in, garbage out

The good people of Okharpauwa in Nuwakot finally signed a ceasefire agreement with the litterbugs of Kathmandu last week to not refuse...

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Men's fashion trends

Many of us are reluctant to shed cosy illusions and want to go on pretending that everything is hunky dory in the...

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Ass wipes

WARNING: This column contains flash photography and scatological references which some readers may find so outrageous that it may lead to incontinence.OK,...

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Erratum

As a newspaper of world records, we tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. However, reporters are also...

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