Holier than thou
Even as the entire nation gets ready for another week of holidays this month, we have to grudgingly accept that Tihar is...
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Nepalis in India’s arsenal
Many of you pulled me aside at a recent diplomatic soirée to ask if it is a coincidence that on the week...
Dasain is postponed
The Ass has been reminded that this paper takes a break over Dasain, and we skip one issue next week. Yay! Also,...
The Order of the Bath
As soon as the cannons at Tundikhel rudely woke up neighbourhood dogs on Monday morning, we knew it was time to make...
VVVVIPs
As Nepalis, we value our relationship with the international community so much that we are willing to sacrifice time, fossil fuel, and...
Exit visas for Nepalis
Nepalis are the most experienced people when it comes to having their visa applications rejected. Except for São Tomé and Príncipe and...
Twerking at Tij
Despite where the Gender Inequality Index may rank Nepal, this country is taking rapid strides to achieve equality among men, women, and...
Nepal’s horrorscope
It is only when a people start worrying about their future that they strive for betterment. Contrary to what many negativists think,...
Amendments to Commandments
The fact that Nepalis lack self-esteem should not be seen as a liability. The Ass sees it as an asset.We don’t have...
Off-road signs
We in Nepal have to periodically remind motorists of traffic rules, and any revisions that have been made in regulations when they...
